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so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
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im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:
socially-awkward-supervillian:
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and hed just lie with them and sleep among them and theyd rub against him and chirp at him theyre big fucking babies
Note to self: do not forget this only applies to cheetahs.
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Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [There comes a lion] Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion] Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama IngonyamaI FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS
it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just
yup
that’s a lion
this movie’s about a lion
just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here
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Thank god my ethics class is over. The professor has never heard of spell check in his life I swear to god
On a power point about identity theft: In 20% of cases, credit card number stolen at time of making purchase (skimmers). Also dumbsters…
And from the final online test tips, which is a word document:
Fourth amemdment of US constitution
Freeedom of information act
Health Insurrance and prtability Act
Charateristics of a profession.
This class made me want to cry and rip my hair out i swear to god
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